Within a display cabinet on the third floor of the Melbourne Cricket Ground is housed a electric pink ensemble performed in by the entertainer. The concert in front of a massive crowd of spectators was seen as a triumph.
Perhaps you don't appreciate his music. Perhaps you believe he is the finest offering to music the world has ever seen. You might take a balanced view, conceding that some hits are excellent while others are terrible.
The key argument is that enjoyment can manifest in countless ways. You like what you like. There is no universal formula to create literature or even the longest format.
The Incomparable Variety of The Test Format
The five-day game boasts unrivalled depth. One struggles to think of another sport where the contest is so dependent on the environment.
The climate, the hour of play, the ball – the list is endless. Above all is the wicket.
If the format is an artistic pursuit, the strip is the canvas on which the players create their art.
A Broken-Down Battle: The Melbourne Spectacle
The recent Melbourne match between Australia and England was Test cricket cubism, the great game dismantled and reconstructed in an unusual manner.
Let's be clear, this isn't a endorsement of the wicket which yielded a victory and the second two-day Test of the Ashes battle.
Allowing 10mm of grass on the wicket, leading to a cascade of wickets falling in less than two days, is not a balanced duel between offense and defense.
A Diverse Legacy: The Essence of Test Cricket
But any notion this was a lesser event, one that should be marked with an asterisk as not a proper Test, is mistaken.
The long game is a diverse canvas, over two thousand matches and still growing. At times, as witnessed recently, the ball moves excessively for the fast men. In contrast, it spins sharply on a dry surface. At other venues, the pitch is dead, other times it spits like a cobra.
The exciting finishes are all the more thrilling due to the investment committed in other matches.
Adjustment: The Real Challenge
Specific conditions are tolerated more freely than others.
The contention in during the match was that the contest was tipped too far towards the fielding side. That the skilled individuals were unable from playing their natural game.
The format is about problem solving – assessing the wicket and adapting effectively. The best individual innings were made by recognized stars. One side committed more errors than the other, and thus were defeated.
Unbridled Joy: The Supporters' View
Go and inform the fans who have suffered 18 winless matches that this was not entertaining.
Among the crowd of the stadium, thousands celebrated and created an atmosphere, fostering a carnival vibe in a heartland of sport.
There was hope as the fielding side dominated, advantage when batters scored quickly, and pure joy when the result was secured.
Polar Opposites: The Spectrum of Test Matches
The Melbourne has previous experience with difficult wickets. Previously, a Test there featured a strip with all the life of a a non-event.
That fixture was a grind, with few wickets and interminable tedium. The latest encounter and that slow Test are extreme ends of the spectrum – one is not more the standard, yet value can be ascribed to each.
At this stage into the current series, it is the quick finishes that will be most remembered in the collective consciousness.
"It's not the end of the format at all," commented a past champion. "The people who have been privileged to see these two days have been experienced some genuine drama. Different entertainment."
Small Victories: Building for the Future
In the lead-in to this match, the leader spoke like a man carrying the enormous pressure on his mind.
The team protected him, bringing back the joy to his persona.
Emerging talents stepped up with vital performances. These are baby steps, certainly not enough to ensure long-term stability, but something to use as a platform.
At the very least, this Melbourne victory is added to other historic performances in meaningless games.
As the supporters slipped away into a glorious Melbourne evening, the players gathered on the outfield to begin their own festivities.
Savour the moment, men. It's well deserved.